I’m doing the audio book!

Project Bestseller update! Lots of reading, lots of research. I will summarize in a later post. Today, I’m buying my audio kit! I was going to try to record the audio book with my headset, which is what I normally use to record stuff. But I happened to catch a talk by a podcast editor, and she pointed out that nobody wants to hear your plosive ‘p’ sounds or mouth noises. True dat! I’ve spent enough time editing sniffles out of my videos to know that when I use my headset, people can hear me breathe. No one wants that, yo.

Here’s her recommended low-budget setup (affiliate links):
EARAMBLE Professional Studio Condenser Microphone with Shock Mount
EARAMBLE Scissor Mic Arm Stand
EARAMBLE Pop Filter

My initial equipment order. The whole setup (including the two other pieces I ordered later) cost me about $60 total.

Update: due to Amazon math, somehow “2 days” gets it here on the 11th! Hey Amazon, how about sharing your math with my mortgage company?

Update 2: It turned out that I also needed (affiliate links):

Announcing Project Bestseller

A client hired me to make his book a bestseller AND a long-term seller. I’m going to do the same to one of my books (and then the others). Anyone want to join the club?

The way this all came about is I watched this webinar where this big phony-pants bragged about his program and how 100% of his students become bestsellers, but then when I looked up his success stories, none of them are selling now. This guy gets $4000 per client for guaranteeing that you will be a bestseller, even if it’s only for five minutes. I thought, “If this guy can guarantee that everyone will become a bestseller, there must be a system, and I will find out what it is!” So I did, and now I’m going to do it. Rarrr! It’s gonna be fun. It’s gonna be awesome. It’s gonna be a-maze-ing.

I’m starting with my free book, and I’m thinking of recording it as an audio book. “They” say that’s the best freebie to offer people so that they want to sign up for your mailing list. Have any of you done this? Any advice?