Project Bestseller Update: pounding headache edition!

My wise and illustrious coach suggested that I do a test recording–just something tiny–to try out this whole recording thing. Very smart plan, especially since I’m a total newbie to this. One thing I know that I don’t know is whether the “silence” in my recording area is quiet enough to pass ACX standards (must be <= -60 dB). But there are also many other things that I don’t know that I don’t know.

So I set up all the gear. My plan was to use my laptop as the recording studio, although I was a little concerned that it might be making fan noises that I wasn’t aware of. That didn’t work–it would not receive microphone through the headphone jack. So I switched to my phone.

I had to take the case off the phone in order to get the microphone to plug in (too-fat connector wouldn’t go through the small hole in the corner bumper). I also ended up installing GarageBand, not realizing I already had it. (How did this take soooo long if I already had it???)

I did a test recording and discovered:

  • the metronome somehow got turned on, but I didn’t know because it was playing all sounds into my microphone cable, which it thought was headphones
  • it was stopping all recordings after 8 “measures” because all songs are 8 measures long, don’tcha know. (Seriously, the default setting is that it automatically stops recording after 8 measures. WTF?)
  • although I had the mic plugged in, the phone was not actually using it but relying on the built-in mic instead
  • you can’t import directly from GarageBand into Audition, so I had to get GarageBand on my Mac as well (the last version I had was too old for my OS, so I had to download this for real)

I’m really glad I was intentionally doing scratch recordings, because, even as it was, I was a bit crushed that most of what I read was lost, being longer than 8 measures.

So, what I learned today:

  • the “Narrator” setting on GarageBand actually sounds pretty good even using the built-in mic. “Radio Ready” sounds even better but maybe not appropriate for audio books?
  • the “Lead Vocals” setting sounds horrible if you’re just reading words through the built-in mic
  • to record a song longer than 8 measures, click the little “+” sign at the right side of the timeline and change to “Automatic”
  • if you’re using an i-whatever and your mic has a 3.5mm plug, you need a 4-pole adapter like this (affiliate link) so it will take input from the mic. Bonus: with this, I’ll get to plug in headphones too, and actually have a monitor!

headset adapter

Announcing Project Bestseller

A client hired me to make his book a bestseller AND a long-term seller. I’m going to do the same to one of my books (and then the others). Anyone want to join the club?

The way this all came about is I watched this webinar where this big phony-pants bragged about his program and how 100% of his students become bestsellers, but then when I looked up his success stories, none of them are selling now. This guy gets $4000 per client for guaranteeing that you will be a bestseller, even if it’s only for five minutes. I thought, “If this guy can guarantee that everyone will become a bestseller, there must be a system, and I will find out what it is!” So I did, and now I’m going to do it. Rarrr! It’s gonna be fun. It’s gonna be awesome. It’s gonna be a-maze-ing.

I’m starting with my free book, and I’m thinking of recording it as an audio book. “They” say that’s the best freebie to offer people so that they want to sign up for your mailing list. Have any of you done this? Any advice?